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Like every comedy empire we have a race car!

Sean Hetherington Master Wordsmith

3/22/04
Mmm...hmm...

Fuck the indys.

I'm SFCC, bitches. Kurtis Matthews trained my ass in the art of stand-up comedy in a SARS infected classroom in the middle of no where Sacramento. He drove up here every Monday for six months to make sure I learned how to be myself on stage and find my voice. He's one unselfish ho. His training works. He invited me into the performance troupe where I work almost exclusively and where I do 150 shows a year. It's San Francisco's Second City.

My friends are SFCC, too. And they're funny. Reggie, Eli, Bob, Beth, Sharman, Stimbra, Selvi, Jose, Mari, Brian, Sammy, Slack, all of 'em. They all took me in under their wings and told me when I sucked and blew me when I rocked. Those are friends. They drive all over the place for no money just to live the dream. Bob came up with the phrase, "Thanks for showing up for your lives." Do you bitches show up every Wednesday at the F'ing Seabiscuit to open for the freakshow? I didn't think so. Did you watch A Cuppa Tea rise and fall because of a pack of 14 year old homeless kids? Were you in Milpitas laying across a pool table with a cordless mike? Did you rock Dimple Records until the Earth shook? Suck my balls.

So when I hear people talking shit about my peeps it makes me want to start an east coast/west coast war and bus' a cap. You funny? Go be funny. Real comedians don't have to talk shit and tell dick jokes about monkeys farting on their....you know, dicks. But if that's all you got I'll see you in ten years in the audience of our HBO specials, fuckers. In the meantime, keep standing outside of Cobbs on Saturday afternoons looking for parking in North Beach. I'll be inside on stage with a Pabst Blue Ribbon, because I'm a classy beee-otch, beee-oottch!.

The SFCC is the 90210 of San Francisco. We run in a pack and look pretty. We're like Mormons. Everyone hates us and we have no idea. Especially Dr. Dan.

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Daves Desk

3 Blonde Moms

Maria Bamford

Lewis Black

Alonzo Bodden

Eddie Brill

Greg Giraldo

Bill Hicks
Still Our Friend

Andy Kindler

Mark Lundholm

Rick Overton

Brian Regan

Dave Schwensen

Ritch Shydner

Steve Smith

Kira Soltanovich

Eli Tapley
1972-2005

ChristopherTitus

Marc Wilmore
The Simpsons

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